Wedding Present

After more than five years of research and hard work, I am very proud to announce the release of my new book: The Ultimate Weight Loss Diet for Cats:

For more than 40 years, I have loved cats, and enjoyed the many special benefits of their unique companionship. Unfortunately, in the year 2010, I discovered to my horror that my indoor cats were becoming quite obese. I tried every diet I could think of, and then consulted with a veterinarian, and paid a ton of money for very expensive scientific formulas. Unfortunately, nothing worked.

I knew that cats were different than people, and I couldn’t tell my cat to hit the gym, or quit eating fast-food. I was to blame for their obesity, and it was killing me with guilt and shame. I felt like my only choice was to either feed my cats as much as they wanted to eat, and watch them get fatter and fatter, or else cut their food intake, and listen to them cry hungrily. It was an awful feeling, and I was determined to find a solution that would work so that my beautiful cats could keep and maintain a healthy weight.

Thankfully, after months of intense research, I have discovered the solution. The Ultimate Weight Loss Diet for Cats works for all felines, sterilized or not, no matter what breed, age, or temperament. The secrets revealed in this book will free your cat forever from the plague of obesity and poor health. In just a few short weeks, your cat will respond to this diet with shiny, soft fur, clear eyes, a healthy wet nose, and abundant energy and maximum vitality.

Not only will you see your cat restored to their natural and majestic state, but you will save a ton of money too. This is truly a win-win for everyone, cat lovers and cats alike, and no longer will any feline suffer the indignity of obesity and poor health. By unlocking the secrets of cat diet and nutrition, this simple, easy-to-implement diet will completely transform the lives of cat, and the people who love them.

Starting from this moment and lasting until my marriage is completed (September 22, 2015), the digital version of this book is available for instantaneous download completely free (you do have to register at Smashwords, but that takes just a second and no credit card or anything is required).

If you’d like to get your (DRM-free) copy in Kindle, EPUB and other formats, simply click here. You will then need the “coupon code”, which is: JK38E

If you prefer the paperback version, that is not free (Amazon won’t let me do it), but you can buy it here
(USA) or here (Amazon UK).

Honestly, I’m very excited about the whole thing. I love cats a lot!

I can’t wait to hear feedback from people who try and successfully use the diet, as it really works. Mind you, it totally does NOT work for humans, and has absolutely nothing to do with people diets, fads, snake oils, workout routines, weird medicines, or pills. This is a natural diet for cats, uniquely tailored to them as a separate species. If you want to lose weight for yourself (as a person), talk to your doctor or something. I can’t help you much there!

Forever yours in cat fellowship,

-Sam Cel Roman

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Ok cool, I found out there ARE other books on the subject of weight loss for cats using natural dietary techniques.  AWESOME, so glad to know this knowledge is getting out there.


I’ll be posting links to these books later so we can share the knowledge.  Awesome :)

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